Sometimes I have silly ideas for blog articles, which nonetheless get put into action. This is one of those.
Here are some fun red-and-green sex toy combinations for you to indulge in this Christmas!
SpareParts Tomboi harness + VixSkin Mustang
It’s hard to say whether someone wearing this toy combo would appear masculine, feminine, or just alien-like. Either way, it’s hot.
Tenga Flip Hole + Ripple Triple Silicone Stimulator
Admittedly, the Ripple Triple is supposed to be for G-spots, clits, and female asses… but I’m thinking you could slip the “vaginal” part into your (male) butt, and the so-called clit stimulator would put pleasurable pressure and vibration on the perineum. Combine that with a Tenga masturbator and any gentleman’ll be good to go!
Duncan Charles Pleasure + 10-Speed Vibrating Egg
It’s hard to beat the classic combination of dildo and vibrator. So much the better if you can color-co-ordinate like a BAMF.
Rosebuds Crop + Sex and Mischief rope flogger
Kinky Christmas, y’all! See, impact play doesn’t have to be all about somber black leather equipment – it can be festive, too.
We-Vibe Salsa + Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein dildo
Here’s a pairing for someone who needs a lot of stimulation. The Salsa is super rumbly, and the Frankenstein has a freakish (literally) amount of texture. Sensory overload!
Do you have any toys that remind you of Christmas?