Strong Penis Vibrator Man!

I wasn’t planning on blogging today, but then I saw this gem and felt I needed to tell you about it.

This is the perfect toy for those moments when you feel like making love to a set of parasitic twins. A cock inside you, and a tiny man’s face on your clit. What’s not to love?!

Best of all, it’s only $20, so you can explore your gnomilingus (that’s gnome + cunnilingus) fantasies without breaking the bank!

Snap dat shit up, ladies!

Note: Totally not serious. At all.