Hello, and welcome to the land of Girly Juice! I’m so glad you’re here.
If you’ve got no idea who I am, here are some basics that might be helpful to know:
- My name is Kate Sloan. I’m a 30-year-old freelance writer/podcaster living in Toronto, Canada.
- I started this website in March 2012. Originally, it was mostly sex toy reviews, but I’ve since branched out into more personal writing on a broader range of topics.
- I’m bisexual and demisexual.
- I’m kinky, and lean submissive.
- I’m a cis woman and use she/her pronouns.
- I own over 200 sex toys.
- I live with bipolar disorder (type 2), social anxiety disorder, and fibromyalgia.
- Read more on my About page!
Here are my top 10 most popular posts of all time; they’re a good starting point:
- 10 Activities That Are More Fun With a Butt Plug In
- Blowjob-Friendly Lipsticks For Every Budget
- Frequently Asked Questions About Daddy Dom/Little Girl Kink
- That Time I Pissed in My [Partner’s] Mouth
- 10 Fun Ways to Indirectly Stimulate the Clit
- How to Stimulate Your G-Spot From the Outside
- How to Use a Hitachi Magic Wand Without Hating Every Minute of It
- My Favorite Toys for Brain-Melting A-Spot Orgasms
- Let’s Learn About the A-Spot!
- You’re Vanilla. I’m Not. But I Love You.
Here are 10 of my favorite posts I’ve written:
- My Clit is a Diva and I’m Sorry-Not-Sorry
- Top 10 Reasons You Didn’t Make Me Come With Your Mouth
- We Deserve More Orgasms, Dammit
- A Year With the Double Trouble
- I’m a Good Girl
- Why (and How) to Keep a Sex Spreadsheet
- No Moment is Unendurable, and Other Life Lessons I Learned From Getting Spanked
- How to Get a Vanilla Person to Spank You Properly
- Nude, Lewd, Screwed, and Tattooed
- The Best One-Night Stands I’ve Ever Had
Here are 10 reviews of sex toys I love:
- Njoy Eleven
- We-Vibe Tango
- Fucking Sculptures Double Trouble
- Tantus Uncut #1
- Stockroom Cocksucker’s Mirror
- Magic Wand Rechargeable
- Liberator Jaz
- NobEssence Seduction
- Eroscillator Top Deluxe
- Uberrime Night King
Here are 10 reviews of sex toys I hate:
- Fifty Shades of Grey Something Forbidden butt plug
- Lelo Ida
- Luscious Playthings glass vaginal egg
- Jimmyjane Intro 2
- Happy Valley Joe Rock
- Jimmyjane Hello Touch
- Doc Johnson Thinny Minnie
- Cowgirl
- Hot Octopuss Queen Bee
- Le Wand Rechargeable
Here are 10 reviews of sex toys that are just really, really weird: