Most people with vulvas need clit stimulation to reach orgasm, of which PIV (penis-in-vagina sex) doesn’t provide much – or any! – which is the issue that many vibrating cock rings are designed to address, including this one.
However, this rechargeable Funzze ring stimulates the clit a bit differently than most other vibrating cock rings do. It vibrates, sure, but it’s also got an unusual snail-inspired curlicue design – similar to the one pioneered by SnailVibe – which (theoretically) allows the toy’s clit stimulator to unroll and re-roll with each thrust, maintaining clitoral contact regardless of how deeply or shallowly the penis or dildo has been inserted.
It’s made of silicone and ABS plastic, can run for an hour on a 2-hour-long charge, comes with a drawstring storage pouch, and retails for $30.
Inventive design: I’m always glad to see sex toy companies trying new solutions for age-old sex problems, and “not enough clit stim during PIV” is one of the most classic sex problems there is! I wish the snail-esque mechanism actually worked better (more on that below) but I’m glad Funzze tried it, at least.
Stretchy & seemingly comfortable: I wasn’t able to test this toy in a partnered-sex context, because of a mix of long-distance logistics + a recent breakup (🤪), so I unfortunately can’t speak to how it feels for the wearer, but it seems like it would be comfy enough. The two silicone straps are very stretchy and have no rough seams or sharp edges that I could detect. And while this cock ring certainly takes up more real estate along the shaft than a lot of others, it also leaves the head and frenulum totally exposed, so it shouldn’t affect sensitivity for the dick-wearer (beyond any desensitization they might incur from the buzzy vibrations, discussed below).
G-spot texture: The part of the toy that makes contact with the G-spot is mildly textured, for a little bit of extra sensation. It’s subtle, but my vag could definitely detect it, and I found it pleasurable.
Relatively quiet: It’s definitely not silent, but I found this toy’s noise output to be pretty minimal and unobjectionable. I think it would be muffled even further when pressed between two people’s bodies.
Affordable: $30 is a decent price for a rechargeable vibrating cock ring.
“Snail” functionality doesn’t quite work: …at least, not for me! Your mileage may vary… I found that the clit stimulator on this ring has an overly floppy stem which prevents it from staying in consistent contact with the clit like it’s supposed to. More often, it just slides off to one side, or stays rolled up near the base of the dick. The original SnailVibe applied firm pressure to the clit, because it kind of has to, in order for its design to work – and that hasn’t been implemented here.
Buzzy vibrations: Sadly, this cock ring’s vibrations are very surface-level, high-pitched, and therefore prone to causing temporary desensitization after a few minutes. I was able to reach orgasm with this toy, but the vibrations felt almost incidental – I think most of the stimulation which got me off was instead from the motion/friction of thrusting, both internally and externally – and the orgasms were unsatisfying because I could barely feel my clit by the time they happened.
Not enough steady speeds: Pressing this cock ring’s one button allows you to cycle through its 9 vibration modes, which include 3 steady speeds and 6 patterns. I’m never really a pattern girlie, but especially not when it comes to cock rings, where rhythmic sensations are typically already being provided by the dick’s thrusting motion; I think steady vibration works best in that application, so it’s annoying that there’s only 3 steady settings.
Needs a lot of lube: As with other “snail”-type toys, the clit stimulator portion of this cock ring needs to be well-lubed (water-based only!) to do its job properly. Otherwise it doesn’t move smoothly against the clit with each thrust and instead skips and drags, which can be uncomfortable or at least much less pleasurable. You may need to reapply lube once or more during any given session, since most water-based lubes start to dry up after a few minutes.
Final thoughts
I think the Funzze Cock Ring with Snail Clit Stimulator is a cool concept for a toy, but it’s not particularly well-executed. In fact, this cock ring’s got me wanting to try SnailVibe’s own version, since I imagine they’re better at implementing their own proprietary technology, and their motors are much stronger and rumblier than those in this Funzze toy.
I just couldn’t quite get over the unsatisfyingly buzzy vibrations, the low number of steady speeds available, or the clit stimulator that tends to wander off instead of staying on target. For $30, it’s decent, but ultimately I think that if you want a great vibrating cock ring, it’d be better to save up for something with a strong, rumbly motor and a dependably well-reviewed design (my favorite remains the We-Vibe Pivot). I can’t deny that this Funzze ring got me off, but it’s so mid that it took me a long time to get there… almost like a snail trying to cross the road. 🐌
This post was sponsored, meaning I was paid to write a fair and honest review of the product. As always, all writing and opinions are my own.
It’s comparable in size and shape to the Magic Wand and other similar toys. It’s rechargeable (you get about 60 minutes of usage from a 2- to 3-hour charge) and is made of ABS plastic and silicone.
Strong & rumbly-ish: This toy serves up respectably strong vibrations, and stays fairly rumbly throughout all of its settings (especially the lower speeds), so I don’t experience much numbness/desensitization from using it, and can get off from it easily and consistently. I never worry that it’ll struggle to get the job done. As with many wands, the brute-force nature of this vibe allows it to work well for “forced orgasm” play; I once used it on my wife while she was very turned on from having just gone down on me, and she came in under 30 seconds from the sheer overwhelming intensity.
8 speeds & 20 patterns: Most wand vibes don’t have this many settings! Unfortunately, the speeds are all pretty samey and are in the wrong order (more on that later), and the vibration patterns are too inconsistent and spaced-out for my taste (as is usually the case with patterns), but I’m still glad there are so many different settings, and that the patterns are hidden behind their own button so that enjoyers of steady vibration won’t accidentally trigger them.
Lightweight: This wand weighs just 332 grams, or about 0.75 lbs. That’s significantly lighter than many other wands, both full-size and mini, such as the Magic Wand (2.25 lbs), Magic Wand Mini (1.25 lbs), Lovense Domi (1.5 lbs), We-Vibe Wand 2 (1.5 lbs), Le Wand (2.25 lbs) and Doxy Die Cast (3.29 lbs). As someone with a disability that sometimes messes with hand/arm strength, I appreciate that this wand serves up a lot of power without being heavy or hard to hold.
Slightly bendy neck: I like when wand necks bend a little but not too much; this enables you to apply pressure during use when you want to, without compromising on comfort.
Inexpensive: This wand costs $32! It’s genuinely impressive how much power this thing has, for that price. It’s a hell of a lot more affordable than some of the fancier wands mentioned above, which can run you upwards of $100 (though naturally they are higher-quality and easier to use than this one).
Speeds are in the wrong order: Incomprehensibly, this wand starts at its highest speed when you first turn it on, and becomes gradually less strong the more times you press the “change speed” button. I have never understood why (some) companies do this, given that surely the vast majority of users prefer to start on the lowest setting and work their way up as they become more aroused.
Very loud: It’s hilariously misleading that Funzze’s website describes this toy as “quiet.” This wand is so loud that I was embarrassed to use it with my wife, even though she’s tested countless sex toys with me over the years. It’s so loud that a friend exclaimed “WHOA!” when I turned it on while we were on the phone. It’s so loud that I worry my neighbors can tell exactly when I’m using it. Not exactly sexy, if you ask me.
Handle vibrates: This toy’s strong vibrations conduct into its handle pretty significantly, which can make the toy uncomfortable to hold after a while. My wife and I both shouted in alarm the first time we each turned this vibe on, due to both its volume level and the degree to which its handle vibrates.
Not waterproof: Not that I would typically expect it for a wand of this size and intensity, but this one is only IPX6 water-resistant. You can use it in the shower or wash it in the sink, but shouldn’t submerge it in water.
Final thoughts
After using the Funzze Super Powerful Massager on my wife in the aforementioned forced-orgasm scene, I told her that it only costs $32, and she remarked, “I’d pay $32 just for that one orgasm!” This really is a very intense vibrator for its price point – so if you’re looking for sheer power on a budget, drawbacks be damned, then I think this would be a perfectly reasonable choice.
That being said, I’d find it difficult to use this wand on a regular basis, due to how it starts at its highest speed and decreases from there; that’s entirely counter to how I tend to use vibrators. It’s also far too loud to make it into my regular rotation.
But if you just need power on the cheap? Look no further, baby!
This post was sponsored, meaning I was paid to write a fair and honest review of the product. As always, all writing and opinions are my own.
“This fucking machine looks like a ukulele,” observed my boyfriend as he assembled it for me. And then, consulting the instructions: “Wait, it’s actually designed to look like a ukulele!!”
At that point, I truly wondered if I was dreaming, because anyone who knows me knows that I love sex toys and I love ukuleles. They are two of my favorite kinds of things to collect en masse, along with notebooks, lipsticks, and absurd sexual fantasies about unattainable crushes. So I was delighted that the sex machine company Sinloli had made a whimsically ukulele-shaped fucking machine – although I wondered who else, besides me, might be the target audience for such a thing. Musically-minded sluts, rise up!
(I must warn you, dear readers – all my testing notes for this review were in a notebook which I tragically misplaced on a flight to Toronto yesterday, having had to leave the machine itself back at home in Brooklyn – so I am writing this based solely on recollections and vibes. But perhaps that’s a good thing once in a while.)
As you may know if you’re a connoisseur of such things (or even just a fan from afar), fucking machines are usually pretty large. They kind of have to be – for a mechanized object to be able to thrust a dildo hard and fast into somebody’s hole(s), it needs to be sturdy/heavy enough to stay in place and to deliver a solid ramming, which usually requires mass.
But, just as the five-foot-tall dom I dated in my twenties was way rougher with me [positive!] than some gentle giants I’ve been with, a fucking machine needn’t be huge to achieve its lascivious goals. Sinloli is the sister company of Hismith, whom you may know for their top-of-the-line sex machines – but while Hismith’s products are generally pretty bulky and can cost anywhere from $400 to upwards of $1,000, Sinloli’s offerings are more budget-friendly and petite.
This ukulele-shaped sex machine, for instance, only costs $320 USD (or $400 CAD), and it comes with everything you’ll need to get thoroughly railed: the machine itself, the tools you’ll need to assemble it, a remote control, three(!!) dildo attachments, an additional attachment that makes the machine compatible with any dildo that has a suction-cup base, and a storage bag to keep it all in. Genuinely a phenomenal deal, if you ask me.
I chatted separately with my wife and boyfriend about who wanted to assemble this product for me, since I am a delicate (read: physically weak) little princess with a chronic illness that affects muscle strength. My wife likes being a cuckold sometimes, so I considered “making” her assemble the machine while I audibly had sex with someone else in another room, or “forcing” her to watch me get fucked by the machine she’d just assembled while unable to fuck me herself… but ultimately, boyfriend seemed more enthused about sex toy assembly than wifey did, so I delegated the task to him instead. He put the machine together while the two of us watched Gail Daughtry & the Celebrity Sex Pass(great flick!).
He noted that the assembly was overall pretty straightforward, its process laid out clearly enough in the provided instructions. The one tricky bit was removing a dildo attachment once it’d been attached, something I still personally haven’t figured out how to do; I know there’s a button somewhere on the metal connector that detaches it but I think I just don’t have the hand strength to operate it!
Dicks galore – a.k.a. attachments
I was surprised that the Sinloli machine came with three different dildo attachments, all of which appear to be silicone and of decent quality. All three are lifelike/dick-like; two are in Caucasian-esque skin tones with charmingly realistic color gradients, while one is solid black.
The biggest one is quite large (7.4″ insertable length, 1.8″ diameter), larger than I’d want in 95% of cases, but I’m glad to have it in case of a size queen emergency. The other two are more to my taste, as they’re more in line with the sizes of flesh-and-blood cocks I’ve enjoyed having inside me. The all-black one (6.2″ by 1.4″) has an upward curve, making it better for G-spot and A-spot stimulation, while the skin-tone one (5.8″ by 1.5″) is straighter and thus provides an overall feeling of fullness/fucked-ness without targeting any spots in particular. All three can also be used as standalone/handheld dildos, if you’re ever not in the mood to get fucked by a machine.
When a human being is fucking me, I try to give instructions (if needed) to help them do it the way I like it – and generally, those instructions have to do with depth, speed, or angle. So it’s fantastic that all three of those variables are highly customizable when you’re using the Sinloli. The clamps at either end can be adjusted along the height of the toy’s metal legs in order to angle the toy’s stroke upward or downward, and there’s another clamp in the middle (right where the soundhole of an actual ukulele would be) that allows you to adjust the stroke depth/length. Both of these adjustments should ideally be made while the toy is off/unmoving; it’s difficult to make such changes while the machine is actively fucking, like trying to do the Cha Cha Slide on a moving treadmill.
As for thrust speed, that is controlled via either the toy’s included remote (which I found connected to the machine easily and instantly, no finagling required) or Sinloli’s phone app. That variable can be adjusted during use, either by the user themselves or by someone else who is controlling the toy.
I tested this machine with my wife. It’s far from the only time she’s controlled a toy of mine – in fact, she operated the remote of a Cowgirl vibe that the Museum of Sex invited me to come sit on, less than 2 months into dating me! – so I knew I could trust her to put the machine through its paces without totally wrecking my vag. She got me super turned on beforehand (via oral sex, if you must know), which I would recommend – getting rammed before you’re physically ready is usually an unpleasant experience, unless you’re into that. We primarily tested the all-black, slightly-curved dildo, since that’s the one that seemed like it would feel the best for me.
Indeed, it was a great time in both the positions we tested it in: I got on my knees on the floor and got fucked from behind with the machine for a while, and then flipped over onto my back for a more missionary-style fucking. The machine’s angle-adjustability allowed it to hit my spots easily. One downside of this toy’s small size (compared to standard-issue Hismiths, etc.) is that you’re more limited in terms of height, so I had to be pretty low to the ground for the dildo to line up with my hole, but that didn’t bug me too much.
Try as we might, we couldn’t figure out how to lock the dildo in place so that the curve would stay facing the right direction as the toy thrusted. This was minorly annoying when it would lose contact with my A-spot, but overall the experience was more about feeling filled up and thoroughly fucked than it was about stimulating specific spots. I held a vibe on my clit, and my wife kept a hand on my thigh for much of our testing time, feeling for the changes in muscle tension that tell her when to speed up and when to slow down. It was hot to feel her fucking me via the machine, the ways her personality and approach invariably came through, rather than feeling like the machine had put her at a cold remove from my body.
Using this toy was an interesting exercise in getting in touch with my own physical desires. Usually when a partner fucks me, they are reading my responses and making executive decisions moment-to-moment about how to optimize their technique – but since my wife had less sensory information to go off of when operating the machine, I had to be more verbally instructive than usual about what changes I wanted and when. I tend to want shorter, deeper, slightly faster strokes as I get closer to coming, which was completely achievable with the Sinloli. In fact, the machine (not to mention my wife’s operation of it) was so effective that I squirted all over the floor when I came.
One advantage that fucking machines have over humans is their ability to maintain a steady rhythm. Humans can certainly try, and some of them succeed some of the time (especially musicians, I have found!), but some combination of fatigue and arousal usually leads to deviations in rhythm. While understandable (human bodies are fallible), this can mess with my ability to build to an orgasm at times, so I appreciate that this tireless machine will keep on truckin’ as long as it remains plugged into the wall (or until you slow it down/turn it off). This not only feels great physically but also helps alleviate some guilt I sometimes feel about “taking too long” to come and thus tiring partners out. Naturally, my wife enjoyed the sights and sounds of getting me off via sex machine, too!
Included accessories + storage bag
Other cool stuff
The Sinloli Sex Machine Mini has a bunch of pre-programmed patterns, which are good for mixing things up. Personally I always prefer steady stroking, so I stuck with that, but I could see the patterns being fun for someone who likes surprises or wants to be teased.
This machine is much quieter than I was expecting. In my experience, if a sex toy has “machine” in its title, it’ll tend to loudly buzz or clank or groan when it’s on – but this one produces a totally unobjectionable low whirr that I actually found kind of… relaxing to listen to?!
Sinloli’s proprietary attachment system is called EzfunLok, and they sell various other dildos that utilize this system – but they also sell converters that make this machine usable with KlicLok (Hismith) and Vac-U-Lock (Doc Johnson) attachments, which adds a lot of versatility and possibility. The included suction-cup converter is cool too, as it allows you to use this machine with any dildo that has a decent suction-cup base – and I have soooo many of those! You don’t have to use it with dildos, either – some of the other attachment types available include strokers and anal beads.
Final thoughts
Friends, partners, and crushes alike will often ask me conversationally, “What reviews are you working on lately?” and it’s been so funny to tell them about this ukulele-shaped fucking machine. Some would crow “Oh my god! That’s perfect for you!” Some would get wide-eyed with wonderment and demand an explanation of what the hell a fucking machine even does (to me, the name is self-evident, but hey…!). Some were already verrrry familiar with such machines from porn, and would get palpably turned on from the very idea of me using one. It was an interesting mixed bag of reactions, much like how the Sinloli Sex Machine itself can pair with a mixed bag of attachments…!
There are many times when I’m in the mood to get fucked but simply don’t have the strength (or can’t be bothered) to do it myself – and when I’m home alone in that kind of mood, a fucking machine like this one is the perfect solution. This Sinloli model is small enough that I can tuck it into my closet or under my bed without first disassembling it, which makes it a lot likelier that I’ll actually use it when the craving strikes. I’ve also found its operation to be quite straightforward and easy – no mid-fuck troubleshooting required.
At $320 USD (or $400 CAD), I think this is a remarkably well-priced entry-level fucking machine that would serve a lot of people well. It’s also conveniently sized for small living spaces: sans attachment, it tops out at 20″ long and 12.2″ tall. It weighs just 11 pounds, and would probably be able to fuck harder/even more effectively if it was heavier and thus sturdier, but it’s plenty sturdy for its size and I think its lack of heft will make it a lot easier for me to pull it out and use it when the mood arises. Thanks to Sinloli for sending me such a fantastic little fucking machine – and one shaped like my favorite musical instrument, no less!
This post was sponsored, meaning I was paid to write a fair and honest review of the product. As always, all writing and opinions are my own.
Sometimes, people who don’t have boobs will ask me, “What’s it like to have boobs?” and I never quite know how to answer, because I barely think about mine – unless someone is doing something to ’em. Partners often turn me on by stimulating my tits and nipples in various ways, but it rarely occurs to me to touch my own breasts in a sexual manner, even though they’re attached to my body 24/7.
So, to remind my readers as well as myself, here’s a handy-dandy list of kinky things you can do to someone’s tits – someone else’s, or even perhaps your own!
1. Put nipple clamps on ’em
Nipple clamps are an easy way to infuse some sadomasochism into anything else you may be doing. They’re a delightfully “set-it-and-forget-it” type of toy. I’ve been known to wear my favorite clamps while giving or receiving oral sex, enduring a spanking, or even just doing household tasks. It sure livens things up!
2. Nibble on ’em
If you prefer to administer pain directly, rather than having a toy do it for you, you may want to use your teeth on a partner’s breasts or nipples. Start gently, because pain tolerance in this area can differ massively from person to person and even from day to day (some people, myself included, experience breast soreness before/during their period that might make this a no-go for a while).
3. Slap ’em
I used to request this from partners fairly often when my boobs were bigger (nowadays they’re smaller and so this feels more like having my ribs slapped, which I’m not as much a fan of)! Experiment to find optimal slap placement – I usually liked to have the outer side of each breast slapped, rather than the nipples.
4. Use ice on ’em
This type of temperature play isn’t necessarily painful, per se, but can be quite alarming and overwhelming in a way that feels sadomasochistic nonetheless. Makes a particularly great tease during summer months!
5. Drip hot wax on ’em
If ice-cold nips aren’t quite your jam, maybe molten-hot ones would be! Pick up a plain, undyed, unscented candle made of soy or paraffin wax (often sold at sex/kink shops) and experiment with dripping the lit candle’s wax from various heights; the higher you hold the candle, the more time the wax will have to cool down before hitting skin, so you can modulate the intensity that way.
6. Do electrostimulation on ’em
If you have a Neon Wand or similar, you can zap someone’s breasts. I often compare electrostim to the sensation of getting tattooed; it’s a sharp, stingy, localized pain that can make me spacey real fast.
7. Objectify someone for ’em
Breasts are deeply equated in our culture with femininity, sex appeal, and indecency – and while that’s not always a good thing (Free the Nipple, anyone?), in kink we can play with these tropes in ways that turn us on. Go as mild or as wild as you want, as long as it’s consensual – you could copiously compliment someone’s boobs, “make” them wear a push-up bra out to dinner, or even list them on Boobpedia if they’re into that.
8. Tie ’em up
There are many rope bondage ties that stimulate or highlight breasts in various ways; google “rope chest harness” to find ideas. Depending on the type of rope you use and how you use it, tying someone’s chest could be anywhere from thrillingly painful to calmingly massage-like. Snap a few pics of the finished tie if you want to document it for posterity!
9. Eat/drink off ’em
While food play in the genital region is inadvisable because of sexual health concerns (yeast infections, etc.), a chest has no such limitations. You can drizzle whipped cream, chocolate sauce, or a boozy cocktail all over someone’s tits – ideally in a bathtub/shower or with a waterproof sheet laid down beforehand, to contain any mess – and then lick it off, or make them try to lick it off.
10. Get hypnotized by ’em
In the mesmerizing world of hypnokink, some people induce trance with spiral gifs, pendulums, or pocketwatches – but there’s no reason you can’t use boobs to do the same thing! I’ve occasionally swung my tits back and forth in a hypnotic manner to lull my hypnokinky partner into trance, or even just had her stare at a photo of them until her brain gets all fuzzy. Ah, breasts – what can’t they do?!
Dear readers, have you tried any of these kinky things, as a giver, receiver, or both? Which one from the list is your fave?
This post contains a sponsored link. As always, all writing and opinions are my own.
While making preliminary notes about the Strawgasm, I wrote, “What’s with all these fruity clit-suckers?” and then realized that phrase also describes my most beloved sexual partners of the past and present 😂
In seriousness though, fruit has been trending recently in the clit vibe category, for some reason. I reviewed a lemon-shaped clit sucker last year, and then an avocado-shaped one (sorry to be the bearer of weird news but yes, avocados are fruits). Have tariff-related grocery price hikes caused people to start fetishizing the yummy produce they can no longer afford?! Has the growing popularity of vore kink got more people thinking about the erotics of food? Or is it just that a cutesy aesthetic makes a sometimes-stigmatized product seem more approachable and fun?
Sex toy company So Divine, who also make an adorable heart-shaped vibe and a version of the now-classic rose toy, asked me to review their latest sweet treat of a clit stimulator, the Strawgasm. It’s a pressure-wave toy, so it uses pulses of air to touchlessly stimulate the clit. It is made of silicone, retails for £43.99 (which currently converts to about $59 USD or $83 CAD), and looks like a big, juicy strawberry. Hope I didn’t berry the lede on that one…
Rumbly: The Strawgasm’s pressure-waves feel low-pitched and impactful on my clit, similarly to rumbly vibration like the lowest speed of the Magic Wand Rechargeable. This creates a deeper feeling that stimulates not only my external clit but also the internal parts of it, to some extent. My wife, who is transfeminine, also found the Strawgasm pleasurable when she positioned it on her frenulum.
Good suction & seal: Pressure-wave toys don’t technically create suction, despite often being called “clit-suckers” – they rapidly, rhythmically alter the air pressure in the space between your skin and the toy, which can sometimes create mild suction when there’s a good enough seal. I found that the Strawgasm’s “mouth” worked really well for this, especially when lubed. Clitoral suction is not only pleasurable in and of itself, but also draws more blood to the area, making it more engorged and sensitive.
Mouth size: The internal diameter of the Strawgasm’s nozzle is about 1.4 centimeters, or 0.55 inches. It’s not as big as the mouth of my favorite pressure-wave toy, the Lelo Sila, the widest diameter of which is 0.8 inches – but unlike some other toys I’ve tried in this category, the Strawgasm is able to encase some of my clitoral shaft instead of just the ultra-sensitive tip, so it feels more satisfying to me than toys with smaller nozzles. As ever with sizing stuff like this, your mileage may vary depending on your anatomy; I think my clit is slightly on the larger side of average, if that helps.
Appearance: I go back and forth on whether I like sex toys with weird novelty shapes, but this one is pretty cute. It’s not “discreet,” per se, but certainly doesn’t look like a sex toy at first glance. From a practical perspective, I also found that the strawberry-esque texture helped me keep a better grip on the toy during use.
Waterproof: The Strawgasm is IPX7 waterproof, so you can wash it in the sink or use it in the shower or bath without fear of ruining it.
Only one button/Patterns too easily activated: The Strawgasm has 5 steady speeds followed by 4 rhythmic patterns, for a total of 9 settings, which you can cycle through using the toy’s one button. In practice, this means I often forget which speed I’m on, and accidentally switch to a pattern, usually at a very inopportune moment, after which I have to scroll through the remaining patterns to get back to the beginning. I wish the patterns were activated by a separate button so those of us who never use them could, well, never use them.
Not much range of intensity: Although the Strawgasm has 5 intensity settings, the jump from each to the next is so tiny that even the top setting isn’t much stronger than the first one. I frequently found myself wanting more power as I got closer to coming (and then accidentally switching to a pattern instead, as mentioned above!!).
Too bulbous for some sex positions: I wouldn’t be able to use this during missionary-position PIV or strap-on sex (with me receiving, I mean), because it’s not petite enough to fit easily between bodies. Impracticality is frequently one of the trade-offs made when buying a toy in a silly shape like this.
Final thoughts
The fruity cutie Strawgasm feels almost as sweet as it looks! I think a lot of people would enjoy the sensation it provides, which feels like (as with other rumbly pressure-wave toys) a mix between thumping and sucking – rhythmic, unrelenting, and deep.
That being said, it didn’t have quite enough power to get me off, and I found its patterns to be more of a nuisance than a pleasure. But it got me plenty turned on, and felt good the whole time. So I say, if a strawberry-shaped toy seems up your alley, pick this one up and jam it on your clit – you might just have a berry good time 😉
This post was sponsored, meaning I was paid to write a fair and honest review of the product. As always, all writing and opinions are my own.
