Recently SuporAdultProduct.com reached out asking me to review some toys for them, and I noticed that they had a super robust wand vibrators section. I haven’t seen this many wands in one place since the last Harry Potter movie! Here are some mini-reviews of the 3 rechargeable wands they sent me…
“The Original Rechargeable Magic Wand Vibrator“ (a.k.a. “the pink one”)
Pros:
- Most importantly: the vibrations are pretty good. Strong, relatively rumbly, everything I want.
- It has 6 steady speeds – more than most wands of this size. Well, it actually has 3 different steady-speed modes, each of which has both a high and a low setting. (Sound complicated? Yeah, I’ll get to that when I list the cons…)
- It’s a truly electric, Pepto Bismol shade of pink. Delightful.
- It has a bendy neck, which I’m told some people care about.
- At $28.99, it’s much cheaper than I would generally expect for a vibe this big and strong.
Cons:
- As you can probably infer, it’s an obvious knockoff of the official, Japanese-made Magic Wands we know and love.
- As such, it feels light and insubstantial – not at all the hefty luxury item that a real Magic Wand Rechargeable feels like to me. The ABS plastic casing feels like it could fall apart at any moment.
- While the website claims the toy’s head is made of silicone, to me it looks, feels, and smells more like whatever cheap foamy substance made up the heads of original Magic Wands (read: probably porous).
- The controls aren’t exactly intuitive. There’s a power button, a speed-change button, and a button for cycling through several patterns. Some of the patterns’ speeds can be changed, some can’t.
- This wand is as loud as the original Magic Wand, which is to say, loud.
“Bodywand Plug In Multi Function Massager Black“ (a.k.a. “the black one”)
Pros:
- The vibrations of this one, too, are strong and rumbly – though they do get slightly buzzier as you increase the speed.
- It has a stellar eight speeds, and several patterns.
- I like how its ABS plastic body feels in my hand: substantial and smooth, sort of like the original Doxy.
- Also like the Doxy, it has a subtly curved/tapered body which makes it comfortable to hold, and feels sexy to the touch.
Cons:
- Once again, I’ve gotta say, this appears to be a knockoff. I doubt Bodywand made this.
- The head – which may or may not be made of silicone – picks up lint, dirt, and hair constantly, so I need to carefully rinse it off a lot.
- The seam on said head is slim and thus tough to clean.
- The shape of the head is too broad and round to suit my tastes; I prefer something with an angular edge I can use to focus the vibrations onto my clit in a more pinpoint way.
- Most annoyingly: this wand, for no apparent reason, starts at its highest speed when you first turn it on. You have to press the speed button seven times to get down to the lowest setting if that’s where you want to start, and then it starts building back up again.
“Pipedream USB-Rechargeable Silicone Mini Body Massager“ (a.k.a. “the purple one”)
Pros:
- Most amazingly, you can use EITHER END of this toy. It has one button which controls the motor in the head, and one which controls the motor in the shaft/handle. (You can’t have both on at once, but you wouldn’t really ever need to.)
- Both motors are impressively strong and rumbly (though the head’s motor is rumblier).
- Each end has 3 steady speeds and a bunch of patterns.
- The toy appears to be covered in a body-safe silicone casing.
- I love the petite size of this wand.
- It’s got a fair amount of flexibility and squishiness to it, especially in the shaft/handle, setting it apart from most traditional wands.
Cons:
- I’m sensing a theme: this is definitely a knockoff. Pipedream did not make this.
- The controls aren’t intuitive. Several times, when I thought I was turning the vibrator off, its buttons just lit up in inscrutable rainbow colors and didn’t shut off until I pressed more buttons.
- The toy feels somewhat poorly constructed: I can feel mechanical pieces sliding around a little underneath the silicone outer casing, and some of the buttons on the casing don’t quite line up with the places you actually need to press to get the toy to do anything.
- The vibe occasionally overheats during use, to a worrying degree.
- The floral texture all over the toy would be a bitch to clean.
Overall: the purple one is my fave. It’s somehow the rumbliest of the bunch, despite being the smallest, and I love the dual motors. I was surprised by how much I liked these vibes, given that they’re all under $40 and somewhat sketchy!
Thanks to SuporAdultProduct.com for sending me these toys and sponsoring this post. As always, all writing and opinions are my own.