Yep, it’s that time again… I’m gonna tell you about my favorite sex toys of the year!
2025 has been a total shitshow politically, and was one of the most challenging (and yet also most joyful) years I have personally lived through, what with moving to New York, throwing myself back into improv, getting painfully rejected by a crush, and starting a new long-distance relationship. (Damn, did that all really happen in just one year?!)
But despite all the ups and downs of the year, one thing remained true: My sex toys were always there for me. It’s always calming to know that no matter how many cuties break my heart, and no matter how many fascists try to break my spirit, I can still enjoy the simple pleasures of a tool-assisted wank, and the positive neurochemical effects of an orgasm or three.
So, without further ado, here are the sex toys I adored most in 2025…
Old favorites
They may not be new, or flashy, or exciting (though some of them are!), but here are the top-drawer faves that I’ve owned longer than a year and still use regularly:
- The Eroscillator ($279 at SheVibe) remains my undisputed favorite clit vibe, and gives me the best orgasms of anything on this entire list.
- I’m still a massive fan of the Magic Wand lineup. My most-used wands this year were definitely the Magic Wand Rechargeable ($150 at Lovehoney) and Magic Wand Mini ($100 at Lovehoney).
- Vibrator-wise, I also continued to adore the We-Vibe Tango X ($85 at Lovehoney), especially for travel, “on-the-go” sex dates, or jerking off in the tub.
- My favorite and most-used realistic dildos this year were the ultra-filling VixSkin Bandit ($130 at SheVibe), the more average-sized Solina Mega L ($40 at Peepshow), and the intensely textured Uberrime Night King ($99 from Uberrime).
- In terms of non-realistic dildos, I continued to love the super G-spotty Njoy Pure Wand ($180 at Lovehoney) and the massive and formidable Njoy Eleven ($400 at SheVibe).
- I’m still obsessed with the Hole Punch Fluke vaginal plug ($67 at SheVibe), which is great for providing passive G-spot stimulation while I masturbate clitorally or receive oral sex.
- My favorite anal toys are still the Njoy Pure Plugs ($93–121 at SheVibe).
My favorite new toys of the year
I’ll be honest with you: There weren’t many new toys I liked enough this year to put on this list! Only a handful, really, but I still think they’re worth shouting out. Here are my picks…
#5: Valm 8-inch realistic dildo ($110 at Valm)
This is just a big ol’ realistic dick. And as regular readers of this blog know, I am a fan of dick!
As a colorful femme who eschews neutral shades, I always prefer a bright-‘n’-bold shade over skin tones, so I was thrilled that Valm custom-made this dildo for me in a delicious orange-to-fuchsia ombré. In use, the toy strikes a satisfying balance between firmness and softness, and its measurements are perfect for when I get into a size-queen-y mood. Big recommend (literally)!
#4: Solina Aura ($50 at Peepshow)
Another silicone dick? Yep. What can I say; I know what I like!
I find this one a little easier to thrust with than some of the previous Solina dildos I’ve tried, because the Aura’s balls and suction-cup base act as a handle. Its 6.1″ of insertable length is ideal for hitting my A-spot. This dildo is also modeled after ‘uncut’ cocks, which I appreciate, as someone who has enjoyed both circumcised and uncircumcised penises in my sexual history but has rarely seen the latter represented in the sex toy industry!
#3: Lovense Lush 4 / Lush Mini ($129 and $129 at SheVibe, respectively)
I once again did a lot of long-distance play this year, and Lovense toys made it more intuitive and connective than ever.
The difference between these two vibes is their size; I find the Lush Mini easier to insert without necessarily being wet/aroused already, while the Lush 4 feels slightly more satisfying during orgasm. These wonderfully rumbly G-spot vibes can almost feel like a partner is fingering me, when controlled by someone with skill and patience!
#2: Lelo Switch ($200 at Lovehoney)
Before I compliment this toy, I gotta roast it. The Switch is a perfect example of why Lelo’s reputation has gone downhill: the Switch is overpriced, and boasts some gimmicky features that never quite work the way you want them to. In this case, they’ve made a mini wand vibrator that has two motors – one in the head of the wand (as you’d expect) and one in the handle, which can be used as a G-spot vibrator when you flip the toy around.
I didn’t like dual-ended toys when Tantus tried it back in 2014 and I still don’t like them now, for the same basic reason as back then: when you’re continually switching back and forth between the toy’s two ends (as the Switch’s name encourages you to do), you end up getting lube and/or bodily fluids all over your hands. I guess some people might be into that, but for me it’s a bit of a sensory nightmare.
That being said… This is a strong, rumbly, waterproof, and very quiet wand with a wide range of vibration settings. It’s also visually stunning, as Lelo toys often are. And it seems to have fewer mechanical issues than Lelo’s previous attempt in this category, the Smart Wand. It’s one of the better things Lelo has put out in years, which admittedly isn’t saying much – and yet, it has definitely earned its 2nd-place spot on this list with the amount of orgasms it’s given me.
#1: Magic Wand Waterproof ($190 at Peepshow)
I mean, let’s face it: nothing was ever gonna top this one. The launch of the long-awaited Magic Wand Waterproof was the most exciting news in the sex toy industry all year, if you ask me. (And yeah, I might be slightly biased, given that I spent a year of my life interviewing people about the Magic Wand and creating a podcast miniseries about it, but I still think I’m right!)
As if it wasn’t astonishing enough that they managed to engineer a waterproof version of this decades-old classic, Vibratex also gave this toy more power than any of their previous wands, making this the strongest rechargeable/non-electric wand I’ve ever tried. It actually ended up being a little too strong for me, so I still reach for my Magic Wand Rechargeable more often – but I’m soooo glad the Waterproof exists, especially for those of you who like your vibes jackhammer-strong.
What were your favorite sex toys this year, dear readers? Feel free to let me know in the comments!